In three years, I'll be 40. By that age, my parents had a kid in college.
Wow.
Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, we decided this weekend that someone needs to invent a spork with a slightly serrated blade on the handle (think KFC plastic knife, not something that's gonna take off a finger) and we'll call it a Spornk. I think it's brilliant.
I was going to call it a Snork, but was afraid people would confuse it with these:
Plus this way it has the word "porn" in it, which makes it seem a little dirty.
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I love you. And you will be a mama, a darn good one at that!
Before you even mentioned the porn part I was planning my comment to say something about spornk sounding dirty (although i wasn't think the porn route, more like the spunk route).
thirty-seven shmirty-seven - you are not an old lady, and you will be a fantastic mama Soon!
I saw that exact thing at Eddie Bauer yesterday. No lie!
"thirty-seven shmirty-seven"! Word up to that, yo! (Oops, my age is sliding out.) But I agree!
And I believe I was the one to tell you not to call them "snorks" for just that reason.
Also, Eddie Bauer has enough money; give us our spornk (dirty or not)!
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